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| Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween? A: Pump-kin! ... more
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| Q: What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? A: The cat ate her. ... more
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| Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead. ... more
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| Q: Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? A: Because so many witches are sweeping the sky. ... more
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| Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? A: An amoeboo! ... more
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| Q: Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? A: He was going as a banana. ... more
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| Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat. ... more
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| A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No,... more
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| One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the bigg... more
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| Q: What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? A: Mash-scara! ... more
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