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| How do you make a Gorilla float?Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!... more
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| What is the Ape monsters name?Godzilla Gorilla!... more
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| Which two names figure prominently in every Apes diet?Ben/Anna!... more
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| Why did the Ape jump off the building?He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!... more
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| Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?Fall-adelphia!... more
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| Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?An advertisements headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!... more
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| What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!... more
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| Why did the Gorilla fail English?He had little Ape-titude!... more
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| What gives a gorilla good taste?Four years in an Ivy League school!... more
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| Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: They were raised in a zoo!... more
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