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| What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I cant help it - she brings out the beast in me!... more
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| How do you make a Gorilla stew?You keep it waiting for three hours!... more
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| What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?It would drink the brandy it would carry and act l... more
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| How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?She was the beast of the show!... more
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| Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: They were raised in a zoo!... more
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| How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!... more
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| How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?Theyll both bite at anything!... more
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| there was a guy who walked into a bar and asked the bar tender where the bigest and badest redneck was in the bar, the b... more
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| Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!... more
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| What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!... more
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