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| Whats black, hairy, and writes under water?A ball-point gorilla!... more
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| Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?An ape-ricot sour!... more
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| What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!... more
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| Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?Nutty Marietta!... more
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| Which author do the Gorillas love most?Joh Steinbeck - who wrote The Apes of Wrath!... more
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| If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?A very large bedroom.... more
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| Why do primates do so well in show biz?Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!... more
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| What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!... more
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| Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?The elevator men are on strike!... more
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| How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy Calendar?She was Miss Ape-ril!... more
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