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| What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!... more
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| Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!... more
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| How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?Theyll both bite at anything!... more
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| When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?Nearby - the Ape-l... more
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| What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!... more
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| Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: They were raised in a zoo!... more
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| Whats black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!... more
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| What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I cant help it - she brings out the beast in me!... more
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| What is the Ape monsters name?Godzilla Gorilla!... more
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| Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!... more
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