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| What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.... more
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| Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.... more
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| Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.... more
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| What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.... more
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| Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.... more
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| Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.... more
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| Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.... more
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| Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. Its in... more
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| What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?"Dont get your sheets dirty!"... more
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| A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with... more
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