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| How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.... more
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| Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!... more
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| What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?A holy terror.... more
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| Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.... more
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| Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. Its in... more
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| Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Dayscare centers... more
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| Whats a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?The roller ghosted.... more
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| What is a ghosts favorite Wild West town?Tombstone.... more
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| How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.... more
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| Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.... more
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