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| To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !... more
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| Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !... more
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| Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about h... more
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| What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !... more
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| "Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!"... more
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| "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Janes best friend."Why shoul... more
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| What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? Your plaice or mine !... more
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| A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the seco... more
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| Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn... more
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| Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a g... more
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