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| Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.... more
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| What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !... more
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| Q. Where does a fish keep his moneyA. In the River Bank!... more
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| I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "its me or your fishing."Gee I miss her.... more
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| Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: Im not fishing, Im drowning worms.... more
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| Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !... more
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| How did the fishs tail get stuck in the anchor chain?It was just a fluke!... more
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| What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.... more
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| What will santa bring your fish this christmas?A scale letrix!... more
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| Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. "Ill never... more
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