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| What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!... more
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| How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!... more
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| What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !... more
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| What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.... more
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| If youre fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!... more
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| What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.... more
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| Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !... more
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| A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well know... more
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| How did the fishs tail get stuck in the anchor chain?It was just a fluke!... more
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| Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!... more
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