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| Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".... more
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| A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the seco... more
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| How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat... more
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| Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed f... more
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| Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt thi... more
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| Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !... more
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| Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the oppos... more
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| What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !... more
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| "Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!"... more
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| What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !... more
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