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| Henrys son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was."Daddy and I were fishing, an... more
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| What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.... more
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| "Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!"... more
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| Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !... more
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| A guy rings his boss and says "I cant come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says "its my eyes.""Whats wrong wi... more
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| What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !... more
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| To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !... more
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| "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Janes best friend."Why shoul... more
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| What TV game show do fish like best?Name that tuna!... more
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| Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didnt catch anything?By the time they cut a hole big eno... more
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