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| What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you cant refuse ? The Codfather !... more
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| What is a knights favourite fish?A swordfish!... more
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| Henrys son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was."Daddy and I were fishing, an... more
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| I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "its me or your fishing."Gee I miss her.... more
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| What TV game show do fish like best?Name that tuna!... more
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| Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherma... more
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| "Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!"... more
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| Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. "Ill never... more
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| To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !... more
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| Why are fish no good at tennis?They dont like to get too close to the net!... more
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