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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more
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| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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