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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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| Why are elephants grey ?So you can tell them from flamingos !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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