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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more
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| It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more
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