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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more
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| What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more
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| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !... more
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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