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| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more
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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more
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| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !... more
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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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| How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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