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| Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees! Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry... more
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| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more
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| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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