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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more
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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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