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| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !... more
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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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