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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?... more
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| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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