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| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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