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| Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!... more
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| Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I havent told you whats wrong with me yetDoctor: I could tell as... more
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| A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and... more
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| A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You arent so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im turning into a frogYour just playing too much croquet!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a vampire.Necks please!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more
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| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you t... more
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| Doctor Doctor I think Im a moth.So why did you come around then?Well, I saw this light at the window...!... more
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| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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