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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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