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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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