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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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