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| How do you get a Texas Tech seniors eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.... more
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| A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sw... more
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| How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.... more
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| Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached... more
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| A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the fol... more
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| Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.... more
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| What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.... more
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| What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.... more
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| And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.... more
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| College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more
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