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| 1. | Rating:  | | Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.... more
| | 2. | Rating:  | | A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator: Okay, sir, you're an... more
| | 3. | Rating:  | | A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yeah... more
| | 4. | Rating:  | | Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually.Liz: I'm... more
| | 5. | Rating:  | | Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody un... more
| | 6. | Rating:  | | Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well,... more
| | 7. | Rating:  | | A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!... more
| | 8. | Rating:  | | Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?... more
| | 9. | Rating:  | | I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good... more
| | 10. | Rating:  | | I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer'... more
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