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| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| A highly successful young executive received a promotion and decided to reward himself with a new car.
When the dignif... more
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| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
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