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| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more
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| Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.... more
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| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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