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| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more
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| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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