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| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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