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| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?Because shed never be able to learn the language... more
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| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| A highly successful young executive received a promotion and decided to reward himself with a new car.
When the dignif... more
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| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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