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| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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