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| How can you help a starving cannibal?Give them a hand !... more
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| Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.... more
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| What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.... more
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| Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow.... more
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| Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?He couldnt stop eating swedes.... more
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| Why wont cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?Because hes always coming back!... more
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| First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?... more
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| The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!"... more
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| Whats the definition of a cannibal?Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!... more
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| Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more
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