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| What happens when two burgers fall in love?They live together in holy meatrimony!... more
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| Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!... more
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| What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.... more
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| What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?A thermomeater!... more
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| What song do burgers sing on the job?Gristle While You Work!... more
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| How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?With burger alarms!... more
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| Who can beat any burger at golf?Any LINKS sausage!... more
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| Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows - maybe theyre picklish!... more
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| Which burgers love to act?Ham-burgers!... more
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| Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?He wanted to know how it... more
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