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| Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?They wont talk no matter how you grill them!... more
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| Who can beat any burger at golf?Any LINKS sausage!... more
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| Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!... more
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| Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!... more
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| What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball - a sizzler.... more
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| Who was the burgers favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!... more
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| How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!... more
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| Which is the meat patties least favourite day of the week?Fry-day!... more
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| Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!... more
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| What do some people have against cheeseburgers?They say, Burgers cant be cheesy!... more
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