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| How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions... more
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| Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more
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| What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?How the meaty have fallen!... more
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| What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?Steak Me Out to the Ballgame!... more
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| What do some people have against cheeseburgers?They say, Burgers cant be cheesy!... more
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| What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!... more
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| What is the hamburgers most familiar song?Home on the Range!... more
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| Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?A double!... more
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| Why do burgers run the gauntlet?To test their meattle!... more
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| Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!... more
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