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| Where do the burgers go on New Years Eve?To a meat ball!... more
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| What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!... more
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| Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!... more
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| Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?No, you should eat your fingers separately!... more
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| In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meate... more
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| Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!... more
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| What is the hamburgers motto?If at first you dont succeed, fry, fry again!... more
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| What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold... more
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| What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, B... more
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| How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!... more
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