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| Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb... more
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| What does a Blonde and KFC have in common? After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy... more
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| Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" T... more
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| An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the cou... more
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| There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count d... more
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| One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down.... more
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| your penis is so small that when you had sex with a virgin,
she remains a virgin.... more
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| why dont women wear skirts in the winter time? so they dont get chapped lips!... more
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| Three things that sound dirty at office, but aren't:
- I need to whip it out by 5.
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| Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do... more
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