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A: The Birds Eye counter !
A: Learning to eat with a fork.
A: A Not See (Nazi)
A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
A: Well, your eyesight wouldnt be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?
A. Reading the waffle iron.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.