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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| Why couldnt prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!... more
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| When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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