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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
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| Why couldnt prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!... more
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| Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never... more
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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| What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more
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