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| A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more
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| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more
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| Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!... more
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| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more
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| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more
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| How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that... more
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| Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!... more
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| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... more
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| What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more
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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more
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