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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, Whats the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your... more
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| I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more
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| "Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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| Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more
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| Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more
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| "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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