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| What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!... more
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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage... more
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never... more
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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| What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... more
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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