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| Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!... more
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| A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b... more
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| What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... more
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| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t... more
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| Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!... more
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| Did you hear about the trees birthday? It was a sappy one!... more
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| How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that... more
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| What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing... more
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