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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
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| A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more
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| Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!... more
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| What did you get for your birthday? Another year!... more
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| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more
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| Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more
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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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