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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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| First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more
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| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbin... more
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more
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| What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.... more
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