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| Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!... more
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| A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more
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| Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!... more
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| What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!... more
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| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
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| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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