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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more
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| Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!... more
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| What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt... more
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| What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.... more
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| "I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
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| For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more
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| Home - A - Age Jokes"Thats an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. "How about for someone my... more
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